FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story.

April 17, 2013

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)

WE ALWAYS HEAR ‘THE RULES’ FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE…

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR..

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…REALLY.

1.. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING…

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN – TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH…

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN – TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

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12 Signs He Has Definitely Fallen In Love With You

1 – Pay attention, if his eyes are beaming and twinkling as soon as you walk in and if he is stealing glances more often than not, he is definitely in love with you. They say “when a girl is in love, you can see it in her smile. When a guy is in love, you can see it in his eyes.”

2 – He has introduced you to his inner circle of friends and his close friends are treating you differently than rest of the girls. Not every girl makes it to his private space. Be happy girl, he is in love with you.

3 – He is helping you do the daily household chores, is a sign he has fallen for you. If he is cooking for you, then he is hopelessly in love with you unless you are sick and a friend is helping you out.

4 – Is he looking at you and smiling softly? You are making him feel good and smile, you definitely own his heart.

5 – He is not only replying to your texts promptly but encouraging the conversation. Men like texting/talking on the phone only when they are in love.

6 – Everyone meeting him is asking why is happier than ever these days and every time he turns to you and blushes.Simply shows you are the reason of his happiness and he has lost his heart to you.

7 – He is making an effort to be friends with your friends and your family. Unless a guy is really serious about a girl, he will never take this step.

8 – He is giving priority to your choices and compromising on his (like accompanying you for shopping sprees while a cricket match is on). He is asking for your permissions/opinions on thing such as what to buy for his Boss or mom or sister.

9 – He is sharing his embarrassing or traumatic childhood stories with you. He is letting you tread on his secret zone because he trusts you and has definitely fallen for you.

10 – Be it on phone or person, he is taking at least 10 minutes to say good bye to you. A sign of love baby.

11 – He is paying attention to whatever crap you are talking. A most definite sign of him falling for you, head over heels.

12 – Finally, your male friends are inducing jealousy in him, which gets evident in his voice, eyes and behaviour. Girl, his heart is yours.

http://thatscoop.com/Jayanti.Anubhav/12-signs-he-has-definitely-fallen-in-love-with-you-1322